fortheloveofswirl:

blueklectic:

superbestiario:

Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014

By ELVIS MITCHELL

Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

Man come on look at this nigga!!

I’d suck the spirit outta his dick. Have that shit sparkly clean like it was cleansed with pure black soap. Have that nigga whole body numb walkin around with phantom limb n shit. Have that nigga rethinking how to do his taxes.

I don’t give a fuck. Shia is papi

Whew, Jeezus. Save me.

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rnalfov:

“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I’m Harry Potter.” 

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arlogivensisacat:

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

i still can’t get over this.

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mommytojoshie:

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

Lmfao done.

But seriously, this is why you have to teach children, not only about their anotomy, but everyone’s anatomy. Haha

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clintbarthon:

lifeywifey:

agirlofvariety:

Q: You just wrapped a film after working on it for a long time- what’s the first thing you want to do with your free time?

is this man aware of how barton-y he really is because it’s alarming

894654139th proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

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stalecupcakess:

muffinandcakecrossing:

jmemad:

"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"

omfg

WHO BRPUGHT THIS BACK

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almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats being cats 

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mariamatsakis:

cartel:

when you think you’re doing well in class and you get your first assignment back

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idk how but this is completely accurate

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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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nedahoyin:

Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

THIS BABYYY..

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